Welcome to the Arid Zone - it's been a long, strange trip.

Just follow the instructions and post the first good result.

1)Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Warren needs to get nasty

(not really, I don't like being dirty )


2)Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Warren looks like frikin' Reba McEntire with that hair!

(Hey it was halloween, I needed the money I swear!)


3)Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
Videos Franki Warren likes

hmm...I know know franki. And if I did I wouldn't tell

4)Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
Warren says he's sorry

And I am, to anyone I've ever hurt or misused in any way. Here is a hug!

5)Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
"What Rick Warren wants"

I dunno..what does he want? I know I want a job where I can go places that doesn't involved hight amounts of stress or bullets being fired at me.



6)Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Miss Constance Warren does 28 miles

My name is a popular last name...

7)Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Warren Hates Ming Mong

...Okay I admit it..Ming Mong has been getting on my nerves for years.

8)Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
Warren loves Catlin

Hmm...I know not this Catlin...


9)Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
Why Warren has a lot of fun all weekend?

I've been playing GTA IV that's why. (Wish they had a language filter on that thing..)

10)Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
Warren Goes Global.

Well recomic.net does have a global fan base...we have about 70 unique hits a month from germany and like 10 from about 10 other countries. That's clobal right?

Achtung!